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(Friday, December 11, 2009-)
+7:00 AM]*
# WaveBoard :D-
bishkabadagasoogoodooringadingding people! *EXPLODES OUT OF PURE EXCITEMENT*
what's up? i'll tell you what's up.
mom told Ez and Gabs last night that Tita Dahlia had gotten Ez an awesome birthday present that would finally get their asses outta the house and downstairs to get some exercise (big mistake xD) so for that, she spent the rest of the night hearing them say "what is it?! gimme now PLEASE!"
and guess what.
yeah, she did give it to them. just this morning too. what did they get? nothing much just a...
FRIGGIN WAVEBOARD, BABY!!!
so its probably fake 'cause there are like chinese symbols at the front and yeah, people are probably gonna think we're gay 'cause there's a spiderman on each end but hey. waveboards are AWESOME!
and yeah, bros were all psyched and blown away by it too.
oh and in case you're wondering why me and Gabs are excited instead of jealous, as brothers, there's the unwritten rule of sharing toys. hehe...
but ENOUGH about the waveboard... just thinking about all the awesome stunts i could do on it is making me dizzy...
speaking of dizzy, i've been having major headaches these past few days... not to mention an ulcer invasion in my mouth since last week and an aching back (i sound like old people)... and i think i'm also running a temperature. GREAT.
especially with the Christmas Party tomorrow, the Advent Gathering on Sunday, work next week, three re-exam papers on friday and a much needed outing ASAP... anybody free? haha.
so yeah. that's all for today. peace out, folks.
p.s.: please help revive my tagboard ^.^ kthxbai
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(Thursday, December 10, 2009-)
+6:41 AM]*
# Next Week Rocks My Socks-
haiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss... i don't want next week to come...
first, i'm going to work ): yeah, just when the holidays are almost ending... great timing.
theeeeeeen, there are those awesome NCC trainings coming up. whoop dee doo T.T
and to add salt to the wound, there're the friggin retests. yay! oh joy... gonna fail a second time... definitely... because i didn't study ^.^"
but at the end of next week (friday) we're finally gonna start on the Social Studies project. can't wait for that. i think it'll be fun. haha, yeah... imma nerd =.=
ohrkay! that's all for now! (actually my mom just wants me off the computer so bleah)
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(Wednesday, December 9, 2009-)
+12:14 AM]*
# can it be? is... is Nat BLOGGING? yes i am, dumbass, wth else could this be...?-
yeah. apparently, holidays are the most boring thing. who'da thunk? when we were in school we were going crazy everyday counting down the days to the next holiday and when the holidays finally come, we count the days left that we have to rot at home. nice.
aaanyway, time for some random shit. whoopee! ^.^
icy towers! a very fun and addictive game on facebook. i just can't get enough of it. the only thing is, its very very irritating when you break a damn combo. you go like 90+ and suddenly your butt feels itchy so you decide to risk it and just quickly scratch away that itch and then BAM! C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! and you fall a hundred floors to your doom.
oh yeah, Hadi and Weikang came over to my place yesterday to play guitar. seems that Hadi's guitar has an unusually large space between the strings and his fretboard which causes his fingers to secrete white liquid after long periods of playing. sweeeet...
aaaand speaking of guitar, i've been playing it almost everyday for quite a while now. weird, huh? went for guitar lessons for the fun of it, got a guitar for my birthday (last last year?), got bored of it and now i'm obsessed with it while also forgetting almost everything i've learnt on piano.
YOUTUBE! one of the most visited sites by almost any home stuck person. been intro-ed to new channels lately like RayWilliamJohnson, pyrobooby, mychonny, etc. because nigahiga, smosh and kevjumba aren't uplodaing regularly which pisses the hell outta me because it leaves me with nothing to do. here's a little summary of these new channels i've been watching.
RayWilliamJohnson: he's a short white dude who calls his show "=3" and he mostly talks *cough* make fun of *end cough* about new viral videos on the web. every video has a "comment question of the day" where he poses a question given by a fan and lets the "forum" answer it in the comments.
pyrobooby: known as Peter Chao. a chinese (?) dude in a white man's land. rants about almost everything inappropriate like sex, sex with miley cyrus, sex with asian chick, black people, Mama Chao (his prostitute mother) and a lot about his big dick. likes to wear sunglasses and can never go through a single video without cussing a gazillion times. he's a racist but he denies it.
mychonny: some gay (joke lol) asian dude with kickass hair. he rants about everything asian like hardcore asian parents (we can all relate... haha.), how hot asian chicks are, his life, etc etc. occasionally, he makes parodies of shows or movies.
i know. i'm an awesome reviewer. i should get paid for this. hmm...
what else...
OH!
CHRISTMAS!!! 'tis the season to be jolly tralalalalalalalala! Santa Clause is coming to tooooowwwn! (he exists. i've seen him.) we are currently left with 16 days till Christmas or 366 hours till Christmas or 21960 minutes till Christmas or 1317600 seconds till Christmas and i can't wait! because... of.. uh... no, not the presents. i mean like sheesh, what the heck man? there's all the, uh, the meaning behind Christmas and, uh... yeah... i want presents. please? ^___^
well, that's all for now. i might post again soon but then again, that's what i said last time, right?
ciao4now!
p.s.: *GASP* haven't finished my holiday homework!!! *sigh* i'm fucked...
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(Monday, November 2, 2009-)
+1:17 AM]*
# another feeble attempt at revival-
hey all!
changed my blogskin again. don't know bout you but i like it.
why'd i come back to blog? 'cause i got nothing better to do.
that's right. NOTHING.
my life is just exhilarating.
anywayzzzzz...
the school term had just ended last week so that means now its E^2 camp time.
oh, joy...
then Ms Pay told me i had to come back two more weeks after E^2 camp to do homework in school. doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose of HOMEwork? so now i'll be stuck in school till the 26th of November...
oh well, don't really have anything else to say so i guess its ciao4now
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(Tuesday, September 1, 2009-)
+4:03 AM]*
# Did ya miss me?!-
guess who's back?
ME.
hell yeah. that's right.
bet ya'll missed me too.
i didn't really bother even visiting my blog lately because, uh, i had some things to, uh, attend to. yeah, that's what it was.
well not really.
only a complete idiot or somebody who didn't know me would believe that.
it was more like me being lazy to type out an entire essay that nobody would read anyway.
i mean, how'd you feel if you blogged the most heartfelt/hilarious incident that had ever occurred to you in a most elaborate manner (with cheem-a-lism and all) and when you checked back, like a week or two later, NOBODY tagged.
personally, you know, i'd be DEVASTATED.
i would cry for weeks on end in the darkest corner of the house clutching my elmo doll in my hand and asking him why life is so *sniff* unfair at times... *sobs*
ok so i don't do that.
i do have an elmo doll though (if it hasn't been most unfortunately misplaced, that is).
when i'm feeling down, i just rant about to that unlucky person who happened to be on MSN or i find someone else who is also, coincidentally, down on their luck and laugh at them.
i'm a meanie.
anyway, i came back from watching an awesome hor-medy by Jack Neo called "Where Got Ghost?" with Bryan, Yi hong and Shili.
i, personally, was not so enthusiastic about going because it was some chinese movie and all but in the end i decided to go.
we had an ok time but was not so great since we didn't hang out afterwards.
oh yeah, there was this AWESOME kid who sat beside Bryan who probably didn't get the point of coming to horror movies.
rule number one for all movies: watch it.
i don't care if you are so scared that you might just shit yourself but you CANNOT pay $6.50 and spend 2+ hours sitting on your bum covering your face with $3 or $4 worth of popcorn because that is not the way it works.
why come for the frickin movie in the first place if you're not gonna watch it?
i mean, its fine to cover your face occasionally at the parts that could give you nightmares for a month or so like some people do (*cough* Shili *end cough*) but at least open your damn eyes at the not-scary parts.
alright enough ranting about that kid or he might tell his mommy that i bullied him. pfft.
Pat F showed me the most amazing song recently, namely, Fireflies by Owl City and now i'm pretty much obsessed with it.
seriously, its been stuck in my head for the past week. thats how good it is.
then again, all this music thing really is just opinion.
you people should see for yourself here -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwVeC7VeJYE
well, that's pretty much all that i've got for you now.
ciao!
You Would Not Believe Your Eyes
If Ten-Million Fireflies
Lit Up The World
As I Fell Asleep
Cause They Fill The Open Air
And Leave Teardrops Everywhere
You'd Think Me Rude
But I Would Just Stand And Stare
I'd Like To Make Myself Believe
That Planet Earth Turns Slowly
It's Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Cause Everything Is Never As It Seems
Cause I'd Get A Thousand Hugs
From Ten-Thousand Lightening Bugs
As They Try To Teach Me How To Dance
A Fox Trot Above My Head
A Sock Hop Beneath My Bed
A Disco Ball Is Just Hanging By A Thread
I'd Like To Make Myself Believe
That Planet Earth Turns Slowly
It's Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Cause Everything Is Never As It Seems
When I Fall Asleep
Leave My Door Open Just a Crack
(Please Take Me Away From Here)
Cause I Feel Like Such An Insomniac
(Please Take Me Away From Here)
Why Do I Tire Of Counting Sheep
(Please Take Me Away From Here)
When I'm Far Too Tired To Fall Asleep
To Ten-Million Fireflies
I'm Weird Cause I Hate Goodbyes
I Got Misty Eyes
As They Said Farewell
But I'll Know Where Several Are
If My Dreams Get Real Bizarre
Cause I'd Save a Few
And I'd Keep Them In A Jar
I'd Like To Make Myself Believe
That Planet Earth Turns Slowly
Its Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Cause Everything Is Never As It Seems
When I Fall Asleep
I'd Like To Make Myself Believe
That Planet Earth turns Slowly
It's Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Cause Everything Is Never As It Seems
When I Fall Asleep
I'd Like To Make Myself Believe
That Planet Earth turns Slowly
It's Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Because My Dreams Are Bursting At The Seams
p.s.: homework undone, as usual...
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(Sunday, May 31, 2009-)
+4:35 AM]*
# Attempt at Revival-
WOOT! two months since my last post!
maybe thats why nobody's here...
but woot anyway!
ohkie dokie... where did i leave off? oh yes. the last holiday. wow. that is long.
won't really bother much about telling any of my readers who have apparently stopped reading about what's happened in between then and now because i'm one hell of a lazy fucker.
instead, i'm gonna just leave it at this for another two months, how's that eh?
just kidding.
but what to do? random philosophical sayings that are absolutely unrelated to my current disposition.
"We will TRIUMPH!" - Adolph Hitler just before he failed miserably
"Shit happens..." - Anonymous referring to above quote most probably...
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks when asked about his finger
okay, so we've done that. but now what?
oh well. i suppose i'll just go watch SuperHero Movie...
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(Thursday, March 19, 2009-)
+11:01 PM]*
# WTF?! 2SG?!?!-
yup. surprise surprise. i actually passed out from the course as a 2SG.
thinking back on my actions throughout the entire course, i have no idea whatsoever of how the hell i got a 2SG rank.
i suppose i was kinda "standard" (*cough* bullshit *end cough*) on the first day. you know, like sitting up as stiff as a stiff thing and all. all that went wrong on that day was that i never took up any post at all. its not really the I/C's fault for being biased. i was just always falling in at the wrong place at the wrong time. why do i say that? well, usually I/Cs pick the people directly in front of them or pick people from their school. in my case, i was almost always sitting in the row furthest from the I/C. my bad.
what mystifies me most as to how i got a 2SG is the second day. i poopooed big time. not knowing what in the world was coming over me, i became the playful joker of an idiot that you all know and love. by that i mean talking back to CLTs, sarcasm and the like. i even got scolded for it. and because i got scolded, knew that it wouldn't be any use becoming an I/C till my PC forgot my naughty behavior. by then i had also given up any thoughts of an upwards pointing arrow on my sleeve.
the third day was pretty much the same as the first except that all the award nominees were asked to fall out for the dreaded interview session (dum dum dum dummmmmmm). i can honestly say that even though i never aimed for an award, i turned green with envy when all of them were asked to fall out. i had also embarrassed myself in front of my entire company with my new "Filipino Field Signals" and "The Filipino Walk".
another thing that is strange about how i got 2SG is the following. on the morning of the fourth and final day, my APC came to my bunk. he called me and Edwin out and said that the I/C would no longer be Edwin but ME. oh joy. i knew that i would DEFINITELY screw up BIG TIME.
and i did.
first i ALMOST screwed up my sizing command. during a water break, i was told by my APC to size them up later. i had started off with "yang di ke kanan rendah ke kiri" and at that moment, my mind went blank and i forgot the rest of the command. inside my head i was like 'hell no!! not here! not now!" but at that exact moment, our OC shouted at me. "OI!!!" he said, "I GOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SIZE THEM OR NOT, HAR? WAKE UP YOUR IDEA!" and then my APC saved me from getting screwed. double phew. little did he know but the OC just saved me from total embarrassment. woot.
another thing that did not just ALMOST happen but DID happen was this. being the I/C, it is my duty to ensure that all my men have their rations for each and every meal. simple.
not really.
first i dropped a box of food in front of the company because aside from being quite nervous, i was also carrying one too many boxes. fantabulous, Nat. just fan-fucking-tabulous. way to go.
hey, at least i didn't just make ONE mistake. like they say, "good things always come in pairs" and i say fuck that 'cause so does shit and i gotta say, shit happens to me a lot.
the next thing i did is kinda minor but still dumb enough. i was picking up all the empty boxes of food and stacking them up when a CLT came up to me and asked in the low, dangerous voice that we all dread to hear. "look at the other I/Cs. tell me what you're doing wrong." he hissed. as i looked around, i saw that they were stuffing their empty boxes into a big, black trash bag. "oh. haha! silly me! i will fix that right away, sir!" i said. or at least i said in my mind. so i picked up all the nicely stacked boxes and stuffed them in the bag.
other than that, i did okay as an I/C without screwing up any more drills. i also didn't screw up any of the tests since physical fitness ended up with everyone passing by default.
thats all i have to rant about for now so peace out!
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