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(Monday, November 2, 2009-)
+1:17 AM]*
# another feeble attempt at revival-
hey all!
changed my blogskin again. don't know bout you but i like it.
why'd i come back to blog? 'cause i got nothing better to do.
that's right. NOTHING.
my life is just exhilarating.
anywayzzzzz...
the school term had just ended last week so that means now its E^2 camp time.
oh, joy...
then Ms Pay told me i had to come back two more weeks after E^2 camp to do homework in school. doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose of HOMEwork? so now i'll be stuck in school till the 26th of November...
oh well, don't really have anything else to say so i guess its ciao4now
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(Tuesday, September 1, 2009-)
+4:03 AM]*
# Did ya miss me?!-
guess who's back?
ME.
hell yeah. that's right.
bet ya'll missed me too.
i didn't really bother even visiting my blog lately because, uh, i had some things to, uh, attend to. yeah, that's what it was.
well not really.
only a complete idiot or somebody who didn't know me would believe that.
it was more like me being lazy to type out an entire essay that nobody would read anyway.
i mean, how'd you feel if you blogged the most heartfelt/hilarious incident that had ever occurred to you in a most elaborate manner (with cheem-a-lism and all) and when you checked back, like a week or two later, NOBODY tagged.
personally, you know, i'd be DEVASTATED.
i would cry for weeks on end in the darkest corner of the house clutching my elmo doll in my hand and asking him why life is so *sniff* unfair at times... *sobs*
ok so i don't do that.
i do have an elmo doll though (if it hasn't been most unfortunately misplaced, that is).
when i'm feeling down, i just rant about to that unlucky person who happened to be on MSN or i find someone else who is also, coincidentally, down on their luck and laugh at them.
i'm a meanie.
anyway, i came back from watching an awesome hor-medy by Jack Neo called "Where Got Ghost?" with Bryan, Yi hong and Shili.
i, personally, was not so enthusiastic about going because it was some chinese movie and all but in the end i decided to go.
we had an ok time but was not so great since we didn't hang out afterwards.
oh yeah, there was this AWESOME kid who sat beside Bryan who probably didn't get the point of coming to horror movies.
rule number one for all movies: watch it.
i don't care if you are so scared that you might just shit yourself but you CANNOT pay $6.50 and spend 2+ hours sitting on your bum covering your face with $3 or $4 worth of popcorn because that is not the way it works.
why come for the frickin movie in the first place if you're not gonna watch it?
i mean, its fine to cover your face occasionally at the parts that could give you nightmares for a month or so like some people do (*cough* Shili *end cough*) but at least open your damn eyes at the not-scary parts.
alright enough ranting about that kid or he might tell his mommy that i bullied him. pfft.
Pat F showed me the most amazing song recently, namely, Fireflies by Owl City and now i'm pretty much obsessed with it.
seriously, its been stuck in my head for the past week. thats how good it is.
then again, all this music thing really is just opinion.
you people should see for yourself here -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwVeC7VeJYE
well, that's pretty much all that i've got for you now.
ciao!
You Would Not Believe Your Eyes
If Ten-Million Fireflies
Lit Up The World
As I Fell Asleep
Cause They Fill The Open Air
And Leave Teardrops Everywhere
You'd Think Me Rude
But I Would Just Stand And Stare
I'd Like To Make Myself Believe
That Planet Earth Turns Slowly
It's Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Cause Everything Is Never As It Seems
Cause I'd Get A Thousand Hugs
From Ten-Thousand Lightening Bugs
As They Try To Teach Me How To Dance
A Fox Trot Above My Head
A Sock Hop Beneath My Bed
A Disco Ball Is Just Hanging By A Thread
I'd Like To Make Myself Believe
That Planet Earth Turns Slowly
It's Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Cause Everything Is Never As It Seems
When I Fall Asleep
Leave My Door Open Just a Crack
(Please Take Me Away From Here)
Cause I Feel Like Such An Insomniac
(Please Take Me Away From Here)
Why Do I Tire Of Counting Sheep
(Please Take Me Away From Here)
When I'm Far Too Tired To Fall Asleep
To Ten-Million Fireflies
I'm Weird Cause I Hate Goodbyes
I Got Misty Eyes
As They Said Farewell
But I'll Know Where Several Are
If My Dreams Get Real Bizarre
Cause I'd Save a Few
And I'd Keep Them In A Jar
I'd Like To Make Myself Believe
That Planet Earth Turns Slowly
Its Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Cause Everything Is Never As It Seems
When I Fall Asleep
I'd Like To Make Myself Believe
That Planet Earth turns Slowly
It's Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Cause Everything Is Never As It Seems
When I Fall Asleep
I'd Like To Make Myself Believe
That Planet Earth turns Slowly
It's Hard To Say That I'd Rather Stay Awake When I'm Asleep
Because My Dreams Are Bursting At The Seams
p.s.: homework undone, as usual...
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(Sunday, May 31, 2009-)
+4:35 AM]*
# Attempt at Revival-
WOOT! two months since my last post!
maybe thats why nobody's here...
but woot anyway!
ohkie dokie... where did i leave off? oh yes. the last holiday. wow. that is long.
won't really bother much about telling any of my readers who have apparently stopped reading about what's happened in between then and now because i'm one hell of a lazy fucker.
instead, i'm gonna just leave it at this for another two months, how's that eh?
just kidding.
but what to do? random philosophical sayings that are absolutely unrelated to my current disposition.
"We will TRIUMPH!" - Adolph Hitler just before he failed miserably
"Shit happens..." - Anonymous referring to above quote most probably...
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." - Mel Brooks when asked about his finger
okay, so we've done that. but now what?
oh well. i suppose i'll just go watch SuperHero Movie...
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(Thursday, March 19, 2009-)
+11:01 PM]*
# WTF?! 2SG?!?!-
yup. surprise surprise. i actually passed out from the course as a 2SG.
thinking back on my actions throughout the entire course, i have no idea whatsoever of how the hell i got a 2SG rank.
i suppose i was kinda "standard" (*cough* bullshit *end cough*) on the first day. you know, like sitting up as stiff as a stiff thing and all. all that went wrong on that day was that i never took up any post at all. its not really the I/C's fault for being biased. i was just always falling in at the wrong place at the wrong time. why do i say that? well, usually I/Cs pick the people directly in front of them or pick people from their school. in my case, i was almost always sitting in the row furthest from the I/C. my bad.
what mystifies me most as to how i got a 2SG is the second day. i poopooed big time. not knowing what in the world was coming over me, i became the playful joker of an idiot that you all know and love. by that i mean talking back to CLTs, sarcasm and the like. i even got scolded for it. and because i got scolded, knew that it wouldn't be any use becoming an I/C till my PC forgot my naughty behavior. by then i had also given up any thoughts of an upwards pointing arrow on my sleeve.
the third day was pretty much the same as the first except that all the award nominees were asked to fall out for the dreaded interview session (dum dum dum dummmmmmm). i can honestly say that even though i never aimed for an award, i turned green with envy when all of them were asked to fall out. i had also embarrassed myself in front of my entire company with my new "Filipino Field Signals" and "The Filipino Walk".
another thing that is strange about how i got 2SG is the following. on the morning of the fourth and final day, my APC came to my bunk. he called me and Edwin out and said that the I/C would no longer be Edwin but ME. oh joy. i knew that i would DEFINITELY screw up BIG TIME.
and i did.
first i ALMOST screwed up my sizing command. during a water break, i was told by my APC to size them up later. i had started off with "yang di ke kanan rendah ke kiri" and at that moment, my mind went blank and i forgot the rest of the command. inside my head i was like 'hell no!! not here! not now!" but at that exact moment, our OC shouted at me. "OI!!!" he said, "I GOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SIZE THEM OR NOT, HAR? WAKE UP YOUR IDEA!" and then my APC saved me from getting screwed. double phew. little did he know but the OC just saved me from total embarrassment. woot.
another thing that did not just ALMOST happen but DID happen was this. being the I/C, it is my duty to ensure that all my men have their rations for each and every meal. simple.
not really.
first i dropped a box of food in front of the company because aside from being quite nervous, i was also carrying one too many boxes. fantabulous, Nat. just fan-fucking-tabulous. way to go.
hey, at least i didn't just make ONE mistake. like they say, "good things always come in pairs" and i say fuck that 'cause so does shit and i gotta say, shit happens to me a lot.
the next thing i did is kinda minor but still dumb enough. i was picking up all the empty boxes of food and stacking them up when a CLT came up to me and asked in the low, dangerous voice that we all dread to hear. "look at the other I/Cs. tell me what you're doing wrong." he hissed. as i looked around, i saw that they were stuffing their empty boxes into a big, black trash bag. "oh. haha! silly me! i will fix that right away, sir!" i said. or at least i said in my mind. so i picked up all the nicely stacked boxes and stuffed them in the bag.
other than that, i did okay as an I/C without screwing up any more drills. i also didn't screw up any of the tests since physical fitness ended up with everyone passing by default.
thats all i have to rant about for now so peace out!
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(Sunday, March 15, 2009-)
+2:18 AM]*
# Before Spec Course...-
do you not think that the holidays are just plain WONDERFUL? i do. why? because:
- Monday to Thursday: Specialist Course at SISPEC
- Friday: NCC training to "welcome" us as sergeants
- Saturday: sleeping and rushing of homework. absolutely Godsend.
- Sunday: Family Day
you gotta love the timetable...
am i nervous for the Specialist Course tomorrow? as hell, mate... who isn't? besides having lost my manual, i have yet to study for my GSK, IFC, Drills and Trainfire and how am i gonna do that without a manual?
well yeah, i got my previous GSK test papers and notes to study and not to mention priceless advice from my current beloved specialists (thanks, guys) but still a manual is essential for anything that needs one.
and to add insult to injury (is this applicable for this sentence?), i haven't packed yet!
oh yeah. i'm starting to panic now. just great.
my worst fear is that i'll be chosen to be I/C on the first day. that way, i'd definitely screw up.
now, i'm not saying i don't wanna be I/C. if i don't, how do i expect to become a second sergeant (2SG)? all i wanna do is see how the other people do the jobs, take note of their mistakes and then follow suit.
kinda gay, i know but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do to survive, right?
i know i am.
but besides the leadership aspect, i fear i might blank out any moment during one of the tests or mutuals.
then there's the dreaded physical fitness test. sounds like no sweat for some of you people but for me its just GREAT. i have to do 30 push ups in one minute and another 30 sit ups in another minute. sit ups i can handle but push ups? i'm practically gonna be shivering in my boots before my turn.
i shouldn't fret though. the specialists told us that we, like them before us, were lucky to go for the first phase because its in the monsoon season. what's so good about that? lemme tell you. if you look at it, it seems like just an ordinary 4 day 3 night camp but if it rains, its gonna be more like a 2 day 1 night camp. hell yeah. why? now that NCC is all welfare-ish, its like murder to bring cadets into the elemental fury of mother nature. that would mean only one word; auditorium.
yup. if it rained, we would still have to do drills because if not, we wouldn't be doing anything but sitting cross-legged for stretches at a time getting numb while we're at it - in diam position too. and that's not nice. not nice at all. the only place left to do drills without the skies pissing all over us? the auditorium.
another good thing is the space. our bunks will be HUGE for the amount of people in one. plus, each of us gets a KingKoil bed AND a fan to ourselves. not double deckers like the Camp Feast, oh no. we're sleeping in LUXURY!
besides hoping to pass out as a 2SG, i also hope to make some friends there.
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(Friday, February 20, 2009-)
+9:12 PM]*
# Bored-
hi guys! wondering about what i'm gonna say this time? the title should be self explanatory so go screw yourself.
anyway, i wasn't feeling that well when i woke up yesterday morning. i stood up and immediately collapsed again onto my bed. the next time i woke up, it was bright and sunny outside so i knew i missed school. after breakfast, i went back to sleep for a while. when i woke up, my parents said they were going off on one of their deliveries and told me to sweep up the house because it was getting all dusty and everyone was sneezing all over the place. yikes. however, not really feeling up to cleaning up the whole dang place just decided to go on the computer and surf the internet and maybe play some online games. strangely, i got bored of the computer and since there was nothing good on television, went to sweep up the house. anyway, by the time i finished, my brothers had come back from school and it was their turn on the computer so i went to sleep. again.
so much for an exciting yesterday. at this moment i'm waiting for my parents to come home probably from another one of their deliveries so that we can all go to an awesome get-together where we will swim, have dinner and celebrate the birthdays of all the February babies. oh joy.
also there's a spot-check on monday so i'll probably have to cut my hair later. not really so grumbly about it since it is kinda long. and itchy *scratch*...
so yeah. scram to some other losers' blog and go read their posts. my work here is done.
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(Tuesday, February 17, 2009-)
+10:47 PM]*
# In School-
hi guys! i'm actually in the computer lab in school right now.
ok bye.
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